Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Peace Corps Timeline

I fully realize that this blog might be boring as hell to you. I remember agonizing over my 3 countries they allow you to rank during the Peace Corps application and turning to blogs to get the "on-the-ground" scoop. So this blog is for...

  • Peace Corps hopefuls (special shout out to the previously rejected) 
  • Those with a PCDR invitation in their inbox
  • Former professors and bosses who are (perhaps) interested in the United States of America's approach to development 
  • My beloved amigos y familia 


Peace Corps Timeline 

A lot of people post their “Peace Corps Timelines” so that Volunteer-hopefuls can excitedly plan for what to expect. Here’s mine:

2007: Saw former babysitter and general Rockstar, Amie, depart for Peace Corps Madagascar. Promptly became obsessed

2011: Went to ALL THE PEACE CORPS ACTIVITIES at UW-Madison, joined ALL THE STUDENT ORGS.

Summer 2014: Applied to Peace Corps. They said they were considering me for a position that “suggested” having a Master’s Degree. Awesome.

Fall 2014: Rejected.

Winter 2014: Applied again. Considering me for El Salvador! Cool.

Spring 2015: Rejected. Proceeded to throw away all Peace Corps posters and calendars on walls.

Summer 2015: I will be a bartender forever. Side gig at a Literacy non-profit.

Winter 2015: Apply to Fulbright.

Winter 2015: Rejected. I will be a bartender forever. In addition, life is generally over. Phone call with a former professor snaps me out of my self-pitying.

Winter/Spring 2016: Last-minute inspired to re-apply to Peace Corps. Miss deadline by 20 minutes.

Spring 2016: Apply and accept English Teaching position in Honduras. Re-apply to Peace Corps.

Summer 2016: Teach in Honduras. I get an invitation to serve in Colombia! The world is a colorful, meaningful place filled with love and happiness and dreams.

December 20th, 2016: One day before I leave my beloved Honduras: removed from Peace Corps Departing group. Return to the United States with no job and no place to live.

December 26th, 2016: Peace Corps offers me a position in the DR. I accept. Dreams are dead and I trust no one.


February 2017: Begin to trust again. Finally I will be a PCV in the DR. Buy ukulele and hair flowers. 

I think "resilliancy" would be a nice word to use here, but in the words of my Italian host family: Sei capoccia, Lucy! (~You're so stubborn/ hard-headed!)



Packing List


Ok, another CLASSIC Peace Corps blog post is the Packing List! Here's some photographs:
Workout stuff!
Toiletries: tea tree oil, makeup, prewrap, sleeping pills, sunscreen chapstick, razors

"Campesino-style" tops

2 Swim suits, coverups, beach towel
Photo book to show host family, money belt and map
Workout gear!

Long, flowy pants to keep mosquitos and cat calls away






Chacos, hiking boots, dancing shoes

Solar panels, sleeping bag, head lamp, LifeStraw, waterbottle, surge protector, speaker, chef's knife, cocktail shakers, crank flashlight, sewing kit, travel alarm clock, flash drive, Swiss Army Knife, camera

Books and academic articles
Biz Cajsh